I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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