that's an acceptable place to lick
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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