actually, I'm a sock model
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
