I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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