My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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