its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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