one word: firstdatebathroomanal
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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