Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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