How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You have to summon your inner elephant
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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