We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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