member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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