Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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