mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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