Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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