She's JV to your varsity
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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