I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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