I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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