gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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