So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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