I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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