Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
