we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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