can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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