The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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