can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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