Having a random hookup so left but love u
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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