She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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