i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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