you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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