Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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