I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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