Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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