Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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