that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I look better un-naked...
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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