I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
