He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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