am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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