we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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