do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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