And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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