susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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