I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
