Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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