How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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