I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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