Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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