she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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