omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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