He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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