So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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