I want to stick my p in your. b.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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