is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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