I forgot how hot balto sounded
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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