It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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