I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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