Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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