this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm passing your future prison.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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