that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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