I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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